Last Updated: August 9, 2025
Welcome to The Thuringowa Bulletin — The world’s most reliable source of completely unreliable stories. Before you dive into our deeply investigative pieces, please take a moment to read our Terms and Conditions. By accessing this site, you’re agreeing to the following:
1. Satire Warning – Yes, We’re Joking
The Thuringowa Bulletin is a satirical publication. That means:
- Our stories are fictional.
- The quotes are made up.
- Any resemblance to real people, places, or events is purely coincidental… unless we’re making fun of them on purpose.
If you find yourself getting offended, please leave the site. We are not forcing you to read anything.
2. Legal Liability – Don’t Sue Us (Seriously)
Because this is satire, you agree that:
- You won’t take legal action based on anything we publish.
- You understand it’s your responsibility to distinguish between fact and farce (spoiler: it’s mostly farce).
- If you have a problem, reach out on the socials and we will do our best to address your concern… unless we did nothing wrong.
3. Use of Content – Share Freely, But Give Credit
Feel free to share our articles, screenshots, or ridiculous headlines on social media, with friends, or with confused relatives in group chats. Just:
- Credit The Thuringowa Bulletin.
- Don’t modify our content to make it look real.
We reserve the right to take action if you use our work in misleading or malicious ways.
4. Comments and User Submissions
We welcome your comments, tips, and bizarre local stories. But:
- Don’t post anything unlawful, defamatory, or just plain awful.
- If you do, we’ll delete it, and probably make fun of it.
- By submitting content, you grant us the right to edit, publish, or ignore it entirely (usually the latter).
5. Advertising and Affiliates
Sometimes we may run ads. These may or may not reflect the views of The Thuringowa Bulletin. If you buy something through a link and it turns out to be snake oil, talk to them — not us.
6. Accuracy – Or Lack Thereof
We do not guarantee the accuracy, completeness, or usefulness of any information presented. In fact, if something does turn out to be accurate, it’s purely accidental and we’re just as surprised as you are.
7. Changes to These Terms
We reserve the right to update, revise, or reword these Terms and Conditions at any time. If we do update it, we’ll post the new version here and act like it was always this way.
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