United Kingdom – People are gathering in large numbers across the United Kingdom to protest the government’s immigration policies in the wake of several high-profile incidents in the past week.
This has led UK Prime Minister — and King of Condescension — Keir Starmer to label the scenes as “far-right thuggery.”
Polling data shows that a staggering 67% support reducing migration, while interestingly 37% of Brits are either migrants themselves or the children of migrants.
It turns out that the country known for its education, sophistication, and tolerance is actually just a bunch of dumb and racist rednecks. It’s a shocking revelation, given that British people typically revel in looking down their noses at their Australian friends, often calling them racist.
There is no world where these people might have a point. None. Their pride in their country is completely misplaced, and they should allow any and all people into their nation — into their houses, for that matter.
This is regardless of the fact that organized groups of Pakistani men have been grooming and raping young British girls across the region for years. They are racist to question it. They are racist to even suggest a more moderate — or heaven forbid, conservative — immigration policy.
Some argue this logic is flawed, with Londoner Graham Wigglesworth stating:
“Wait, what? I’m all of a sudden racist because I want to cut immigration slightly and have Pakistani rape gangs prosecuted? Am I in Britain, or the Twilight Zone?”
Unfortunately, the way the world is at the moment, the latter may prove to be true.
*This publication operates in the USA, where free speech is protected – for now at least. Please don’t try to arrest me for facetious jokes.


